Your mother isn’t the only one that makes food in this house! But she is the only one that makes good food. I attempted to make a cake for a company bake sale this past Sunday afternoon. Needless to say, your mother was puzzled with my methods (failed cake, failed icing) and appalled with the appearance of my final product, so I “salvaged” it by creating my vision of OREO CITY.
I didn’t do so hot at the bake sale. In fact, I came home with over 2/3 of my cake left. Your mother ate it and claims she likes it. I don’t believe her, but she did save a slice for herself when I told her to just dump it. She’s either the most supportive wife in the world or very pregnant and hungry – tough call.
And little Kili O’Keefe did the smart thing by taking advantage of the empty couch while we were futzing around in the kitchen.